The Perpetual Cabaret Players

Thalia - Alright, everyone, welcome to film club. Is everyone here? Where's Puck?

Tyger - Faer fronting at the moment. 

Puck - Puck can still listen and engage. Puck can still talk about Puck's movie that Puck chose?

Ace - Aces. 

Thalia - Well, as long as you don't mind multitasking, then Puck. 

Puck - Puck will be fine. But Puck thank Thalia for Thalia's concern. 

Ivy - So... Who has got a film they want to watch this month for Pride? 

Kitty - Oh, me... pick me... pick me... pick me... 

Thalia- Kitty? 

Kitty - Can we watch Para...Para... ParaNor...ParaNorman? 

Thalia - ParaNorman? Okay, we'll write that down. We take it you saw the Instagram post the other day about Mitch's boyfriend?

Kitty - Yeah. We saw it. We thought they looked really cute together.

Thalia - It's on the list. Anyone else? 

Scarlett - Maurice.

Ivy - Oh, good shout. We've not seen that film for ages. 

Thalia - Is it age-appropriate? We're just thinking for the Littles? We don't want a repeat of Unicorns. Or Nosferatu. Or Saw X. Or Batman: Arkham Asylum. Or well... you get the idea. 

Gattaca - Well, they should know better than to hi-jack.

Kitty - S...s...sorry...

Talon - Y...Yeah... w... w... we are s...s...sorry. 

Rouge - We're all learning not to do that. But that doesn't mean we should shy away from life just because a hypothetical might happen.

Kalidascope - At the same time, are we prepared then to take the responsibility to know when something may or may not cause a rapid switch or seizure to happen? At the moment, we don't think we are ready for that. We are saying this to be a realist, not to start a fight, Rouge.

Rouge - We see where you are coming from. We just want it on record that we don't want it to feel like we are punishing anyone for rapid switches or hijacking. 

Thalia - Oh, that goes without saying. 

Rouge - But it needs to be said. 

Ursa - ... ... ... Talon, Kitty, Mania, Delirium, everyone else, no one blames you when accidental switches occur, okay? 

Kitty - O...okay.

Talon - LA!

Puck - Can Puck make a suggestion on what The Players can watch?

Domino - Of course, Puck.

Puck - Puck think The Players should watch Were the World Mine.

Anna - We've already watched that earlier this month.

Puck - Have The Players? Puck was not aware of that.

Ivy - It's alright, Puck. 

Thalia - That's a 12. But from what we remember, there aren't any real elements that the Littles can't cope with.

Ivy - If anything Kitty and Talon liked the costumes. Especially for Timothy/Puck.

Puck - Well, if The Players watched already this month, Puck will watch another time.

Ivy - Are you sure that's alright, Puck? 

Puck - Puck is sure. 

Crimson - So we take it My Own Private Idaho is out? 

Ruby - Or Brokeback Mountain? 

Scarlett - Or Maurice? Sex scenes, etc. Though sex scenes aren't that graphic, from what we remember. 

Ivy - Neither were the scenes in Unicorns, and Talon wasn't sure if he should be watching that.

Talon - We w...wasn't sure what we were was...watching. Or if we should be watching it, given wh...what it looked like. 

Ivy - But you recognised... 

Talon - W...w...we do...do...don't know. We... Sorry. 

Rouge - Talon, come here. Head down. There you go, have a scritch.

Talon - La! Scritchy scratchy scritchy scratchy. La! 

Rouge - No one is blaming you, Talon. And you did right asking us what was going on and extracting yourself from the room. 

Talon - Talon was a good Demiboy? 

Rouge - Talon was the best Demiboy. Talon was the best Talon in the Players. 

Talon - LA!!!

Ivy - Put a pin in those films for a little while longer. Try on days when we are feeling more... emotionally stable? Ugh, we hate the phrasing of that, but you know what we mean, don't you?

Tyger - Seconded. 

Rouge - We weren't aware we had brought this to a vote. But we do also agree. 

Tyger - Oh, sorry. Did we second too early?

Thalia - All good, Tyger. So, in light of what we have discussed, all in favour of ParaNorman. Hold up your emoji now. 

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Thalia - Rouge. Tyger. Talon. Ourself. Ruby. Jack. Anna. Desiree. Opal. Ursa. Gattaca. Domino. Delirium. Morrigu. Mania. Ivy. Puck. Crimson. Is everyone else opposed? 

Silver - The emoji system is not consistent. So we can't find our one. And it's ... it's confusing. Why are emojis not universal between different phone operating systems and computers? 

Thalia - We don't know. But you may raise your hands... Scarlett. Sapphire. Juno. Ace. DSE. Kitty. Silver. Kaleidoscope. We have a majority. With 26 in favour. No against. ParaNorman it is. Congratulations everyone. Puck, would you like to do the honours? 

Puck - Puck would be de...de...

Ivy - Delighted.

Puck - Delighted. Puck would be delighted to put ParaNorman on for the Players. 

Ace - Aces!